Gramsci vs. the Paparazzi, Part II: Electric Gramsciboo
"So there I was, just hanging out on the lap of my minion, like you do; one thing I've learned in my life is that sometimes you do need to keep your minions happy."
"Then - out of nowhere! - a camera, and some fool of a paparazzo is in my face, taking pictures of me relaxing. And you know, if you're going to take pictures of me, make them action shots, you know, 'cause I am a cat of action, you know."
"But of course, what that photographer neglected to realize was that cameras have strings on them, see? And I am great with strings."
Dramatic Voiceover: The following is the last picture we found in the photographer's camera. The photographer was nowhere to be found.